Originally posted by 22bene
Oregon Sucks... The wind doesn't blow here! The beaches suck! Mt Hood doesn't have snow year around! Biking sucks (post falls in Hood River doesn't
have a killer mtn bike park and the trails suck! hiking sucks here going on hikes to see waterfalls who does that?!?! sup'ing never mind! kayaking
nope no slick boat parks up by Bull Run...skating Portland isn't known for that, and HR skate park sucks too and I don't want to talk about the rest
of the states skateparks!!! We don't have rivers here so no white water rafting!!! And the views... Never bothered to look!!! Fun for kids no way!!!
Snow kiting... Never!!! Frisbee golf... I Don't believe in plastic, damn hippies!!! Good music and beer, might as well live in Utah the beer sucks in
oregon, same with the wines!!! And fresh fruits and veggies from local growers... We use pesticides always here and irradiate everything !!! Artist's
don't come here 'cause no one can be inspired by our lack luster boring scenery. Jobs? Well... yeah, we have those... And no one, I repeat no one here
has a "Wind Clause" or "Powder Day Clause" so even with all of our faults we still manage to get along in our boring grey lives!!! See you
soon!!!!:Ange09: <- wish that was a pig flying... |