Originally posted by pbc
For some reason, I am reminded of this joke:
A software engineer, hardware engineer and department manager
were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were
driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes
failed. The car careened out of control, bouncing off guard
rails until it miraculously ground to a scraping halt along
the mountainside. The occupants of the car were unhurt, but
they had a problem. They were stuck halfway down the mountain
in a car with no brakes, and the weather was getting bad.
"I know" said the hardware engineer. "I've got my Swiss army
knife with me. I can strip down the car's braking system,
isolate the fault, fix it, and we'll be on our way."
"No," said the manager. " Let's schedule some meetings,
propose a Vision Statement, formulate a Mission Statement,
define Achievable Goals, and through a process of Continuous
Improvement, find a solution to the Critical Problems and
we'll be on our way."
"Wait," said the software engineer. "Before we do anything,
shouldn't we push the car back to the top of the mountain
and see if it happens again?"
Philip |