Power Kite Forum - The Longest Thread

The Longest Thread

Snake - 23-11-2012 at 10:36 PM

Several other fourms I am a member on hve a longest thread. It is basicaly an ongoing discussion. The subject will change often. The only rules are your post must be at least 1 sentance and no spamming. Have fun :wee:

Detroit Lions!

CrankyThunder - 24-11-2012 at 05:48 AM

The Detroit Lions Are Back!

No more silly post season dreaming.....

No need to buy official NFL Detroit Lion Merchandice!

Look at all them new kites I can buy with the savings!

Regards,
Cranky

cheezycheese - 24-11-2012 at 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrankyThunder
The Detroit Lions Are Back!

No more silly post season dreaming.....

No need to buy official NFL Detroit Lion Merchandice!

Look at all them new kites I can buy with the savings!

Regards,
Cranky

Your wife will love you....

B-Roc - 24-11-2012 at 07:13 AM

His wife loves everybody :rolleyes:

that's why he's "cranky" :flaming:

silvereaglekiter - 24-11-2012 at 08:38 AM

this forums longest/ most view/ most replied thread.(DC area riders)
I have my post per page set to 100 and still have 11 pages.

CrankyThunder - 24-11-2012 at 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B-Roc
His wife loves everybody :rolleyes:

that's why he's "cranky" :flaming:

Ahhh.......you make me smile!!!!

Mrs Cranky dont play those games!:P:P:P:P:P:o

Regards,
Cranky :smilegrin:

CrankyThunder - 24-11-2012 at 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B-Roc
His wife loves everybody :rolleyes:

that's why he's "cranky" :flaming:

But Mrs. B-Roc Does!:P:P:P:P:P:P:o

Snake - 24-11-2012 at 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silvereaglekiter
this forums longest/ most view/ most replied thread.(DC area riders)
I have my post per page set to 100 and still have 11 pages.

Thats nothing. If this takes off, it will have more posts than that in 6 months.

soliver - 24-11-2012 at 07:47 PM

Hmmm... This could be fun.

Did you ever stop and wonder,... Why do they call them APARTments when they're all stuck together.

B-Roc - 25-11-2012 at 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by soliver

Did you ever stop and wonder,... Why do they call them APARTments when they're all stuck together.

Yes, and why does wool shrink in a sweater but sheep don't when it rains?

cheezycheese - 25-11-2012 at 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by soliver
Hmmm... This could be fun.

Did you ever stop and wonder,... Why do they call them APARTments when they're all stuck together.

Or why we "park" in the "driveway" and "drive" on the "parkway"...? :ticking:

soliver - 25-11-2012 at 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheezycheese

Quote:

Originally posted by soliver
Hmmm... This could be fun.

Did you ever stop and wonder,... Why do they call them APARTments when they're all stuck together.

Or why we "park" in the "driveway" and "drive" on the "parkway"...? :ticking:

Uuuuh.... Jumbo shrimp,... Huh huh.

soliver - 25-11-2012 at 09:07 PM

... ... ... Or did you ever think that maybe time is the fourth dimension,... But if the normally accepted mathematical dimensions (being x, y, and z) that create our "3 dimensional world" allow both positive and negative movement, and given our having only the ability to move FORWARD (or positively) in time, does this therefore exclude time from the possibility of being a dimension in the standard sense,... Or does our ability to LOOK back in time contrive a negative movement?

Art school was fun,... But it was long ago,... I'm back to normal now...

And what is the deal with airplane food anyway?

Cerebite - 25-11-2012 at 09:39 PM

The longest thread on a Land Rover forum that I used to read was on the subject of how to cook fox, IIRC it had run continuiously for 3 or 4 years and was nearing 200 pages.

Let get started. The "best" topics are the tangential ones such as the total and complete dominance and preference of 20 m lines over those POS (piece of string, what were you thinking?) 25 m lines.:wee:

DemBones - 26-11-2012 at 01:27 AM

15m is the new 20m

When the lord calls me home.......

CrankyThunder - 26-11-2012 at 04:00 PM

When I die, I hope that I go peacfully and comfortably in my sleep just like dear old dad did.........

not screaming and hollering like all the other guys in his car!!!!!

MDK - 26-11-2012 at 04:15 PM

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If they would just put Kellen Moore in.....

arkay - 26-11-2012 at 05:32 PM

this is the thread that never ends... it just goes on and on again....

van - 27-11-2012 at 12:58 PM

There are beautiful women in all corners of the world .. too bad god made the earth round :spin:

arkay - 27-11-2012 at 10:24 PM

I'd rather the earth and women be round than both cornered :o

rocfighter - 29-11-2012 at 06:10 AM

I went into a doughnut shop and bought a doughnut, The girl asked me if I wanted a receipt. I said yes so when my friends accuse me of stealing it I can show them the receipt and prove I paid for it.

rocfighter - 30-11-2012 at 06:36 AM

I read a thread about the longest thread, But it is not very long. I think people forgot about it. And now it's sad. :lol:

Cerebite - 30-11-2012 at 09:06 PM

Todays thought is:
If someone who loves all things English is an Anglophile does that mean that someone who loves all things Scottish a Sociopath? :o:singing:

Happy St Andrews Day

arkay - 30-11-2012 at 10:48 PM

penis?

rocfighter - 1-12-2012 at 05:18 AM

Penis is not a sentence. You need to use it in a sentence or it does not count. Such as... I was in a big hurry and I zipped my PENIS in my zipper. How did I get the beans above the frank?

shaggs2riches - 1-12-2012 at 01:22 PM

The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind.

alasdair macleod - 2-12-2012 at 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cerebite
Todays thought is:
If someone who loves all things English is an Anglophile does that mean that someone who loves all things Scottish a Sociopath? :o:singing:

Happy St Andrews Day

:singing::tumble::wink2:

alasdair macleod - 2-12-2012 at 01:45 AM

Where does wind start and where does it stop?:dunno:

rocfighter - 7-12-2012 at 05:52 AM

The wind starts at Fat Bastards back :moon: and stops when you breath it in!! :megan:

rocfighter - 7-12-2012 at 05:54 AM

This is very sad indeed, this is just the 27th post on the worlds longest thread. And 425 of us have looked at it. If you look post something. Are you in that much of a hurry to get out to the field and wait for the wind to blow? COME ON PEOPLE this is important.
:lol:

Back to your regular programing already in session. :lol:

bigkid - 7-12-2012 at 08:00 AM

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Originally posted by rocfighter
This is very sad indeed, this is just the 27th post on the worlds longest thread. And 425 of us have looked at it. If you look post something. Are you in that much of a hurry to get out to the field and wait for the wind to blow? COME ON PEOPLE this is important.
:lol:

Back to your regular programing already in session. :lol:

Fine, I will post my answer to the question, Yes. And my thought on the subject, not enough time to explain. And as for my feelings on the subject, Cool.

Could we at least get a dialog going about something interesting or controversial? Jerry Springer or Maury Povich, or world peace found in Elvis's attic? :lol:

rocfighter - 7-12-2012 at 08:22 AM

I think they found a hair piece in Elvis' attic but I doubt they found world piece!! Or maybe a piece of cake, I like cake. Why is it if some one drinks a whole bottle of booze they are a partier. But if they eat a whole cake there a pig? I like cake, But I don't like booze. So pass the cake.

Mostly Harmless - 7-12-2012 at 08:36 AM

I just got back from a week in Costa Rica kiting Lake Arenal. My opinion after this trip is the same as it was before, kiteboarding is completely awesome.

rocfighter - 7-12-2012 at 01:02 PM

Mostly Harmless HUH? you need to change you name to "Let me cut you down to size with my awesome trip and then not show you pictures or GoPro videos"
WOW that sounds really Ben Stillerish!!!

soliver - 7-12-2012 at 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigkid
.... or world peace found in Elvis's attic? :lol:

I grew up in Memphis, and didn't ever check out Graceland until I went away to college then brought a girlfriend home,... You're more likely to find something interesting hidden in the shag rug :tumble:

I like cake too, but I'm pushing 200 lbs and have decided not to eat any more.
Starting to feel like a fatty :no:

rocfighter - 8-12-2012 at 06:09 AM

I'm 200 lbs as well. And I'm skinny. But I'm 6'3" as well so I guess it makes a difference. So I like cake and ice cream too. I have never been to Graceland. But I went to Disney land. Disney world was better and bigger. My kids liked Lego world when they were little. I bet they would still like it now too, I know I would!!

Cerebite - 22-12-2012 at 10:01 PM

I like cake, and I eat it too, and they let me eat it.

How about all of the literature being made into movies this year:
Les Mis.
Hobbit
Life of Pi
Cloud Atlas
Anna K
Jack Reacher
Great Expectations

alasdair macleod - 23-12-2012 at 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cerebite
I like cake, and I eat it too, and they let me eat it.

How about all of the literature being made into movies this year:
Les Mis.
Hobbit
Life of Pi
Cloud Atlas
Anna K
Jack Reacher
Great Expectations

Now what flavour of cake do you like me it's lemon!
First one don't care
Next looking good
Not my kind of film
Don't no
Don't no
How feck does anyone think that short arse can be Reacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And last one nop!
Hope that helps! ;-)

22bene - 23-12-2012 at 09:33 AM

By the time I have read all these posts I wanna nap and that makes me not post...this is my first view and post but that's is my excuse and I am sticking to it... I sure do love ripstop...will someone turn the fan on outside I wanna play. Chicken or the egg? Why don't kids toys come with off buttons or volume control? Can upwords travel down? They said once upon a time...why ask why drink bud dry... but why? If I was dehydrated I would drink water not yellow water and good beer if that is what I was after... oh and politics, religion, gun control, and money did I cover the taboo?

RedSky - 23-12-2012 at 09:41 AM

This has to be the shortest longest thread ever.

cheezycheese - 23-12-2012 at 10:26 AM

That's the beauty of a generic thread, they are kinda live wives... They build over time without you really noticing. Little by little. Then one day you look up and it's like "oh shiggity look how you've grown"...

:ticking:

pyro22487 - 23-12-2012 at 02:32 PM

Potatos

Cerebite - 25-12-2012 at 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pyro22487
Potatos

Sweet or Russett?

pyro22487 - 25-12-2012 at 11:40 AM

Both are fine.

stetson05 - 25-12-2012 at 12:22 PM

Look at the board today. Not much activity. Hope people are enjoying Christmas

rocfighter - 26-12-2012 at 06:05 AM

Potatoes is not a sentence. You need to right full sentences. And spelling dose count. If you cant spill correcctly dont bother :lol:

Marry day after to all of you with hang overs :lol:

:moon::D:Ange09: :lol:

:bouncy: Enjoy it you earned it!!!!

pyro22487 - 26-12-2012 at 12:48 PM

Fine I like candy. Spelled right and full sentence happy now

rocfighter - 26-12-2012 at 02:09 PM

I'll take your word on it being spelled right!!:P
And yes I am happy. :smilegrin:

SEE!!

pyro22487 - 26-12-2012 at 02:44 PM

Oh I can't wait for more snow. Weather man called for 6-10 inches. We got less than an inch go figure. I was so hoping to get out with the frenzy and the board.

snowspider - 31-12-2012 at 04:33 PM

With 20" on the ground, I couldn't resist building a big launch ramp at Westcott reservoir ,Syracuse NY (I live next to it) , going to reshape the run part way down the hill to get a little parabolic weightless feeling. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

pyro22487 - 1-1-2013 at 12:14 AM

^^^^shutup....^^^^ :yes:

weatherman lied to me

Cerebite - 1-1-2013 at 08:29 PM

Snow is good, it hides the goose guano. At least until it starts to melt and turns into goose guano slushies/ snow cones (had to warn the nephew about eating the snow today :o).

Snake - 1-1-2013 at 10:43 PM

I thought I'd add a video to liven this thread up a bit. I think one of you guys are in it. Enjoy!

cheezycheese - 2-1-2013 at 06:05 AM

just lost an hour on youtube....thanks!! :flaming:

snowspider - 2-1-2013 at 07:29 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmI5Mh76D5w Here's a couple more minutes for you cheezy

cheezycheese - 2-1-2013 at 08:00 AM

:P
Thanks Paddy, I started with your selection and wound up watching some chick deliver twins in a hot tub.... :ticking::tumble:

cheezycheese - 13-2-2013 at 11:54 AM

Resurection....!!! :bouncy:

pyro22487 - 13-2-2013 at 02:03 PM

I was wondering if this was going to be resurrected.

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cheezycheese - 13-2-2013 at 02:27 PM

image.jpg - 83kB

mougl - 13-2-2013 at 02:46 PM

What's the average air velocity of an unladened swallow?

pyro22487 - 13-2-2013 at 04:34 PM

29.3mph

mougl - 13-2-2013 at 07:58 PM

Old macdonald had a farm. Eieio...and on that farm he had.........

stetson05 - 13-2-2013 at 08:27 PM

...a really flat smooth acre of sod...

mougl - 13-2-2013 at 08:29 PM

EIEIO!!! With a .......

pyro22487 - 13-2-2013 at 09:00 PM

Grass clump here and a grass clump there EIEIO.
Yes I know that's not even close I don't care.

cheezycheese - 20-2-2013 at 05:40 PM

Try this - watch the movie 'jaws' in reverse. You'll see it's about a shark that throws up so many people they had to build a beach... :mad:

mougl - 20-2-2013 at 06:48 PM

I can't watch movies in reverse anymore...telling my other half what happens when Cinderella is watched in reverse about got my head taken off :lol:

rocfighter - 21-2-2013 at 05:08 AM

Some times I like to watch movies in mirrors, that way all the people look different. :no:

cheezycheese - 21-2-2013 at 05:36 AM

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Originally posted by mougl
I can't watch movies in reverse anymore...telling my other half what happens when Cinderella is watched in reverse about got my head taken off :lol:

Do tell... :singing:

mougl - 21-2-2013 at 07:58 AM

I'm not about to say it again! She's got a mean back hand! :lol:

google will tell you I'm sure :lol:

cheezycheese - 21-2-2013 at 08:42 AM

I couldn't find anything but I was thinking something along the lines of Debutante becomes crack ho.... :dunno:

Cerebite - 24-2-2013 at 01:41 PM

Oh, this sounds like a fun game :yes:

Upstart kid builds an office building, fights the government for control of the building, goes on a jungle vacation and is exiled to the desert.

cheezycheese - 24-2-2013 at 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cerebite
Oh, this sounds like a fun game :yes:

Upstart kid builds an office building, fights the government for control of the building, goes on a jungle vacation and is exiled to the desert.

Tarzan in New York...??!!?? :puzzled:

snowspider - 24-2-2013 at 06:49 PM

Just completed 8 days of non stop kiting , dancing , and skiing , I am one happy boy!!!!!
Here's a little funkified treasure from my past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsPztRRyNPA

Cerebite - 25-2-2013 at 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheezycheese

Quote:

Originally posted by Cerebite
Oh, this sounds like a fun game :yes:

Upstart kid builds an office building, fights the government for control of the building, goes on a jungle vacation and is exiled to the desert.

Tarzan in New York...??!!?? :puzzled:

LOL Star Wars, my creative skills must be rusty if I missed it that badly.

Proletariat - 25-2-2013 at 10:14 PM

Ruggedly handsome young gentleman goes to college and while at college, he has a kid. So he proposes to his girlfriend, they move in together, he gets a job, buys a house, and then he goes to high school.

Proletariat - 27-2-2013 at 10:24 PM

Crap. I broke the longest thread. Um... Anyone catch the Oscars?

pyro22487 - 20-11-2013 at 09:57 PM

Lol longest thread back from the dead I was just thinking about this thing so here it is again.
Mwahahaha.

lives2fly - 21-11-2013 at 02:26 AM

567 pages and counting...

http://www.kiteforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=2323765&...

soliver - 21-11-2013 at 09:48 PM

Anyone know the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

She turned me into a newt,... ... ... I got better.

RedSky - 22-11-2013 at 12:57 AM

Been fantasizing about eating fillet steak after work with french fries and mushrooms, a sprinkling of sea salt and black pepper. I haven't eaten a decent meal in while so I'm treating myself but I kinda knew in my heart of hearts that this town is unlikely to sell fillet steak.

So I go shop at Tesco Express. This is posh nosh anywhere else. Surprise surprise no fillet...but wait, plenty of rump. Do they think we can only afford the arse end of a cow!

I can afford fillet God damn it!

mougl - 22-11-2013 at 05:36 AM

Quote: Originally posted by soliver

Anyone know the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

She turned me into a newt,... ... ... I got better.

Ekki ekki ekki ekki baclang wooboing...

soliver - 23-11-2013 at 05:57 PM

Quote: Originally posted by mougl

Quote: Originally posted by soliver

Anyone know the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

She turned me into a newt,... ... ... I got better.

Ekki ekki ekki ekki baclang wooboing...

AND...WE WOULD LIKE... ...... ... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY

mougl - 23-11-2013 at 06:13 PM

This one shorter than the first with a path....

soliver - 23-11-2013 at 07:05 PM

Oh yes a path! A path!

pyro22487 - 24-11-2013 at 07:53 AM

Tis a minor flesh wound...

soliver - 24-11-2013 at 09:38 AM

I'm not dead.... I think I'll go for a walk

mougl - 24-11-2013 at 11:33 AM

Its 8:00 and time for the penguin on top of your television to explode.