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the dance of lance

PrairieWind - 17-1-2013 at 02:41 PM

For the cyclists in the crowd this might be a nice way to spend your Thursday night...
http://drunkcyclist.com/2013/01/16/the-oprah-winfrey-lance-a...

Feyd - 17-1-2013 at 04:52 PM

Good 'ol drunk cyclist.;-)

snowspider - 17-1-2013 at 07:58 PM

That site is too funny!

I'd like to deny..

skimtwashington - 17-1-2013 at 08:27 PM

..rumors of kite doping and performance enhancing bridal hormones.

:saint::saint::saint::saint:

But I'm not against it for powerkiting:spin:

PrairieWind - 17-1-2013 at 10:03 PM

the latest news is even more shocking...

www.theonion.com/articles/lance-armstrong-admits-to-using-pe...

snowspider - 18-1-2013 at 06:05 AM

Make no mistake , that is funny too!:lol:

rocfighter - 18-1-2013 at 07:50 AM

The poor fellow. You know it was his comments that made Peter LaFleur rethink quitting and go to the tournament and WIN the whole Dodge Ball Tournament. Maybe he slipped some of his special #@%$#!tail into laFleur's whiskey. Did he admit to that on the show as well?
And yes Patrick it is funny. I just hope that his "Live Strong" organization doesn't pay for his stupid actions.

A chance glance at Lance's enhance in France, a denial stance for lying pants

skimtwashington - 18-1-2013 at 08:18 AM

good catch Pat...

Comedy Central's Daily Show (tues or weds?) did a good satire on it ...similar ..re:
... average persons ability to lie vs Lances supreme ability to lie- enabled by lie-enhancing drugs!

A lier and admitted bully even..

Opens the door wider to look at the epidemic in that sport and others. We're gonna have to look close at Popeyes and Feyd's speed list now;-)

Does the second place winner(s) get the win and prizes now?:yes:

rocfighter - 18-1-2013 at 08:48 AM

Brian I think they should all come back for a do over. That would be fun to watch. A bunch of older guys racing.

macboy - 18-1-2013 at 10:19 AM

It was odd to see Charlie Sheen talking about forgiveness on Piers Morgan. Lance has some major damage control to do here but not for him - I think LiveStrong is the one that needs the makeover....major separation from Lance.

PrairieWind - 18-1-2013 at 10:21 AM

The really crazy part is that he very well may have caused his own testicular cancer with the use of testosterone in the first place.
It is a wacky world.

I think the livestrong stuff will live on, folks may want to switch up their yellow bracelets...
http://store.theonion.com/p-5045-cheat-to-win-bracelet.aspx

PrairieWind - 18-1-2013 at 10:32 AM

I don't think that LiveStrong needs Lance. The faith that is needed by folks going through what Cancer does don't need Lance in any way. Even if his cancer was self induced he did do some good in some way in getting that ball (he only had one to roll) rolling.

http://deadspin.com/5976386/lance-armstrongs-biggest-crime-w...

Brilliant Dave! Do-over!

skimtwashington - 18-1-2013 at 10:50 AM

... guess we found a new writer for the Dailey Show for hangover Mondays,"! can't come in.. played that Lance drinking game... can Dave fill in today?.."

New career possibilities for Lance:
Campaign Speech writer for Romney
New ' just say no' spokesperson
Bicycle Delivery in NY
Childrens story writer
TMZ special scandal reporter
Postal service special drug sniffing agent
Carnival Cruise Elliptical trainer
Recreationa(non- competitive)l EPO sport drink entrepreneur
Game show host for " Who's the Liar?"
Sports Hall of Shame Chairman

joedy - 18-1-2013 at 11:49 AM

Since he lied about everything else, how do we know the he didn't lie about having cancer, too?

-joedy

Other things Lance lied about:

skimtwashington - 18-1-2013 at 04:26 PM

Not hitting his littlest boat during board game Battleship.
Sleeping w/ Oprah.
Not egging Mr. Wilson's house Halloween night as a kid.
Never 'measuring himself'.
Not falling asleep during 'Schindler's List'.
Not using Viagra.
Never eating McDonalds.
Not taking The President's Pen from White House after meeting him.
Washing his hands after using public restroom.
Calling Cheryl Crow 'Bottom Bracket" in bed.

Txshooter38 - 18-1-2013 at 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by PrairieWind
The really crazy part is that he very well may have caused his own testicular cancer with the use of testosterone in the first place.
It is a wacky world.


Exactly what I thought.