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random thought for the day...

cheezycheese - 29-10-2013 at 04:30 PM

You know you're getting old when you pull a greyhair out of your nose... :(

indigo_wolf - 29-10-2013 at 05:18 PM

The TMI Meter has been reset to



There are worse places to find gray hairs.

As a public service, may I suggest the Groom Mate Platinum XL Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer.

Unless, of course, you are anticipating a colder than normal winter in your area. In that case, carry on. :D

ATB,
Sam


shehatesmyhobbies - 29-10-2013 at 05:36 PM

Wait till your pulling it out of your ears! LOL, not saying that I am yet!:D

Bladerunner - 30-10-2013 at 06:33 AM

I knew I had moved into a new phase of life when I went in for a trim and the barber did my head , ears , and nose ! :Ange09:

Bladerunner - 30-10-2013 at 06:34 AM


BEC - 30-10-2013 at 07:11 AM

I don't even think this falls into the General Chit Chat category......We may need to look into a New topic for things like this.....

ex.....Does anyone have any suggestions for harnesses that will fit over my Depends? I really don't feel like stopping at all to pee when I'm at Wildwood this spring but want to be comfortable too.....:P

riffclown - 31-10-2013 at 04:57 PM

You know you're getting old when your eyebrows are longer than the hair on your head..

RedSky - 31-10-2013 at 10:09 PM

What goes around comes back around to haunt you.

This evening I decided to get something to eat from my local chinese takeaway, but being Halloween I thought it'd be fun to tie a life sized skeleton that I had laying around in the garage to the hood of my car and drove into town where kids with their parents were trick and treating. The older kids thought is was cool but the real young ones started crying. Tears of terror and parents trying to console them.

As I drove home smirking to myself it started to drizzle. I flick the wipers on and that's when it happened! Suddenly from nowhere this skeletal arm with an extended boney finger rises up from the hood. Somehow it must have caught in the wiper blade. It scared the bejesus out of me.

Karma.


stetson05 - 1-11-2013 at 11:13 AM

thats funny

MyAikenCheeks - 1-11-2013 at 01:18 PM

At my age, hair grows in places it never grew before! :o: :D: How does that happen?
Does a gray nipple hair mean your dead?:dunno:

Depends

MyAikenCheeks - 1-11-2013 at 01:22 PM

Quote: Originally posted by BEC  
I don't even think this falls into the General Chit Chat category......We may need to look into a New topic for things like this.....

ex.....Does anyone have any suggestions for harnesses that will fit over my Depends? I really don't feel like stopping at all to pee when I'm at Wildwood this spring but want to be comfortable too.....:P


That's what the NASCAR drivers wear. After a crash they go to the infield hospital for a check up and a change.

MyAikenCheeks - 1-11-2013 at 01:26 PM

Quote: Originally posted by BEC  
I don't even think this falls into the General Chit Chat category......We may need to look into a New topic for things like this.....

Greasehopper started it. He said..."I'm just a burger eatin hick".

soliver - 1-11-2013 at 05:58 PM

Quote: Originally posted by riffclown  
You know you're getting old when your eyebrows are longer than the hair on your head..


WHAT... YOU'VE GOT HAIR ON YOUR HEAD!!! You lucky dog :mad:

B-Roc - 1-11-2013 at 06:08 PM

I think the greying and growing of hair in places they previously didn't exist is God's way of of letting young, attractive women know they should be looking elsewhere for love but right here for money.

riffclown - 2-11-2013 at 08:36 PM

Not much

Quote: Originally posted by soliver  
Quote: Originally posted by riffclown  
You know you're getting old when your eyebrows are longer than the hair on your head..


WHAT... YOU'VE GOT HAIR ON YOUR HEAD!!! You lucky dog :mad: