A guy walks into a tavern, orders a beer, and see's a 12" BIC !!!
Amazed, he asks the barman, "Where in hell did you get a 12" BIC?"
The barman answers, "Well, I was taking the trash out into the alley and saw this old dirty lamp. I rubbed the dirt off it, and suddenly this genie
popped out and said 'I'll grant you one wish, but one wish only! So now I have this 12" BIC."
"Wow!", says the guy, "is that lamp still out there?"
"I guess so", says the barman, "go out and take a look."
The guy rushes out the back door and sure enough, there's this dirty old lamp. He picks it up and rubs it. Out pops the genie and says, "I'll grant
you one wish, but one wish only!"
Beside himself with excitement, the guy yells, "I want a million bucks!"
The next instant the alley is filled with a million quacking ducks.
Disgusted, he walks back into the bar and says to the barman, "Man, this genie of yours has a real problem with his hearing!"
"No kidding", says the barman, "Did you really think I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?" |