Not sure what I'm seeing but I saw this post this morning after the rooster woke me up crowing 'c*ck-a-dildo-dooooo..'
Was the psychic rooster close... or sumpin' else?
Maybe it can be converted to a ground stake.
Did John Wayne Bobbitt 'get owned' AGAIN?!
PHREERIDER - 25-9-2015 at 05:53 AM
certainly broadens the scope on driftwood flyguy0101 - 25-9-2015 at 06:11 AM
^^^^I just spit coffee all over my computer- that's funny!:D:D:Dbigkid - 25-9-2015 at 07:56 AM
So did you just leave it or pick it up? Hahaha
So many thoughts...........:oWELDNGOD - 25-9-2015 at 08:03 AM
Tsunami debris???? Windstruck - 25-9-2015 at 02:38 PM
I hope there wasn't a body buried in the sand with just one, err, appendage, above ground.Kamikuza - 25-9-2015 at 07:16 PM
So did you just leave it or pick it up? Hahaha
So many thoughts...........:o
The wife really wanted to see the Fleshlight sleeve I found a couple months back... but I left both of them at the beach.RedSky - 25-9-2015 at 08:36 PM
Must be a 'members' only beach. :Dlunchbox - 25-9-2015 at 08:53 PM
...and I thought I had a hard day at work ssayre - 26-9-2015 at 06:21 AM
What is it? Or should I have been able to deduce this?Windstruck - 26-9-2015 at 07:23 AM
What's the matter Sean, never seen one angry before? WELDNGOD - 26-9-2015 at 07:35 AM
ssayre - 26-9-2015 at 12:57 PM
Still not sure? Is it just a piece of debris that looks like a #@%$#! and balls or what? Is that all there is to this one. :P
Sorry, guess it took a second to click. I'm more on the lookout for for things that look like female parts. :PBladerunner - 26-9-2015 at 01:35 PM
Wow,
I thought you were asking about what has washed up on our shores from your home in Japan after the tsunami . Looks like that dick didn't get too far !
B-Roc - 26-9-2015 at 04:25 PM
It's kind of small, no?Windstruck - 26-9-2015 at 04:31 PM
@ B-Roc - Thought the same thing but chocked it up to cold ocean water shrinkage. Kamikuza - 26-9-2015 at 04:49 PM
Actual latex toy, ssayre Cheeks - 26-9-2015 at 08:25 PM
I believe it's a keeper. Those are hard to find on any beach.RedSky - 27-9-2015 at 12:20 AM
Like an old message in a bottle adrift at sea, how far do you think it has traveled? I wonder if it has circumcised the globe. Windstruck - 27-9-2015 at 05:43 AM
"Hey Honey, I found the strangest thing washed up on the beach today! I thought you might find some use for it." :moon:WELDNGOD - 27-9-2015 at 05:51 AM
If it is "Tsunami debris" , the uhh, operator of that device may be deceased. :barf:RedSky - 27-9-2015 at 07:50 AM
Strange looking piece of drift---wood. Could be radioactive.
You mean it could go in the dark? How interesting.markite - 28-9-2015 at 02:29 PM
yah explain that one to the proctologist, they've heard all the stories ..... I was in this kite buggy see, speeding down the beach and you sit real
low to the ground, and .... :o
(As a side note, note sure if everyone knows about RIPS belly pans that Rob was making in the UK and where the name comes from - Rectal Impact
Protection System) Cheeks - 28-9-2015 at 09:15 PM
(As a side note, note sure if everyone knows about RIPS belly pans that Rob was making in the UK and where the name comes from - Rectal Impact
Protection System)
You know, if the reoccurrence of this kind of debris keeps poking up on our beaches, a "R.I.P.S" might be something to think about.:puzzled: Just for
my protection. :moon:
Custom order or one size fits all?Windstruck - 29-9-2015 at 05:06 AM
yah explain that one to the proctologist, they've heard all the stories ..... I was in this kite buggy see, speeding down the beach and you sit real
low to the ground, and .... :o
Aha! I finally figured out why you beach riders have those rivets on the bottom of your buggy seats! Hope "springs" eternal as it were. What can I
say? I'm an inland rider and I just haven't run across driftwood like that on my local fields. Maybe I've just been lucky so far; knock on wood. Wait
a tick, better not do that! elnica - 29-9-2015 at 06:35 PM
Try posting it in the lost and found on craigslist. See if you can find its rightful owner.
