Originally posted by coreykite
Our Wicked Fast Track is ready.
Dave and I have invested countless hours (almost 1/2) in creating the finest, fastest shot-car track ever.
Like Daytona, this track is classified a super-speedway.
Total racing distance of 8'.
Dave and I have been conducting tests on the new track.
Running all our cars, determining which ones we'll race...
And which ones we'll rent out.
It's been a grueling endeavor, but we rose to the challenge and are already more than half-way through a Big Bottle of Bushmills with still more
testing to be done before the Big Show.
I want all potential competitors to know that we have, through dint of our own perserverance, gone above and beyond in our quest to provide all of you
this world-class racing venue.
We're welcome.
Safen Up! Buggy On!
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