I want to say Happy Birthday to those of us that suffer with the unfortunate fate of having been born in the month of December. Some have been
punished with the pain of an extra Christmas gift under the tree that is always designated as "your Birthday present" that got thrown in with the rest
of the holiday bull. I know of 3 who are blessed to be born on that glorious day and share the birth of Christ. Might be the reason 2 of them have the
name Chris....
The excuses of not having a birthday party are more bull than fact. If it wasn't so close to the holidays, we ran out of money with all the presents,
nobody will be able to show because of the weather......the excuses go on and on and on....
Well I'm putting an end to it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, we are going to celebrate at Jimmy Macs roadhouse and then it's off to see Tommy James and the
Shondels, cake and ice cream to follow. Anyone and everyone is welcome to come and celebrate. Presents are optional.:saint:sand flea - 30-12-2016 at 05:33 AM
Wow!
Thank you Jeff
Happy birthday to you tooeric67m - 30-12-2016 at 07:09 AM
It's funny that you post this today of all days. This is my daughters actual birthday. Do you two share this date? She has always upset because of
it being during the school break when they can't celebrate her actual birthday at school with other kids.
Happy birthday to everyone with ill timed birthdays. ssayre - 30-12-2016 at 07:27 AM
Myself and all of my brothers were born in august. Guess we know what my dads normal Christmas gift was.
Happy birthday fellas. bigkid - 30-12-2016 at 07:33 AM
Happy birthday to your daughter. School break screws up everything. It's my birthday too, yeah. As pitiful as it sounds, I was 34 years old before I
had a birthday party and I paid for it. I do not like those stupid cone hats with the rubber chin straps, they hurt like crap when they get tangled up
in my beard.
Mother in law, brother in law, nephew, grandson, son, brother, niece, all in December. Next month is just as bad.
My sons b-day is New Year's Eve. I told him that the entire world celebrates his birthday, what a party.kteguru - 30-12-2016 at 08:16 AM
Hmmm. I haven't celebrated a birthday in 30 years. It's been a while.
White man: It's my birthday today.
Indigenous tribesman: ??? [strange look on face]
White man: You know, the day we're born every year we celebrate with gifts and celebration.
Indigenous tribesman: You greedy. You only born once.
Although when you popped out Bigkid, all those years ago, I'm sure there was quite a celebration :shocked2:bigkid - 30-12-2016 at 08:54 AM
Although when you popped out Bigkid, all those years ago, I'm sure there was quite a celebration :shocked2:
My father in law told everyone I wasnt born, some bird crapped on a fence post and the sun hatched me. so much love...........
Thats why I paid for my own party, now I just party on my sons b-day.Cheeks - 30-12-2016 at 01:28 PM
I've heard of these fecal matter births before.
Yes rare but they happen only in North Western states.
Works best if the entire deposit stays on the top of the fence post.
If some drips off the post the birth is flawed.
Most common flaws are an excess of facial hair, extra loud voice, always tinkering,
gathering large quivers of the same things and spreading lots of B.S..
So.. happy bird-th day.:Pbigkid - 30-12-2016 at 01:55 PM
Not bad Davis, bird-th day. hahahaha I'll have to tweet about that one.
