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[*] posted on 21-7-2009 at 02:34 PM
Kite Humor


A husband is in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few
seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.
He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband,
"You need a piece of tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,
"Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."



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[*] posted on 21-7-2009 at 04:59 PM


ROFL!!!

AHAHAHA!!

...nice!



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[*] posted on 21-7-2009 at 06:18 PM


good one!!
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[*] posted on 21-7-2009 at 07:09 PM


i cant stop laughing, omg that is great.



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[*] posted on 21-7-2009 at 09:46 PM


Classic, and all too real.



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[*] posted on 21-7-2009 at 09:47 PM


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