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[*] posted on 27-2-2010 at 09:28 PM
A deeply disturbing lack of safety gear...


This guy might be the next "Hooj' thing in traction and skate sports! (but only if you appreciate "Borat" or Will Ferrell "Old School" type humor)

Make sure you're not eating anything when viewing this :shocked2:

An even more hilarious follow-up on skateboard - perfect soundtrack! (I feel sorry for those sidewalk cafe diners!) :moon:

And some complain about those not wearing a helmet setting a bad example for kids!

(insert "He must be a team rider for..." jokes below)
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[*] posted on 27-2-2010 at 09:39 PM


The wife particularly enjoyed that ... :ticking:



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[*] posted on 27-2-2010 at 11:14 PM
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!


  1. Disturbing on soooo many levels.
  2. M2 Manta in the first vid?
  3. Baywatch theme in the second vid? (Cultural (!?!?!) osmosis is a terrible thing).
  4. Please let me know where to send the therapy bills. :no:
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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 12:28 AM


Yes...so, so wrong...

But the Baywatch theme nailed it for me! ;)
He's like a mix of Will Ferrell, Borat and Stan Laurel.

For the sake of Humanity, I didn't link his mash-up of Pamela Anderson and his Borat Man-kini.
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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 12:45 AM


how do you guys find this stuff...? :crazy:



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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 05:07 AM


In the longboarding video he is Captain Crusty does that refer to his banana hamack?
Very disturbing that the guy buggying seemed to be dresssed the same! :crazy:



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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 08:12 AM


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how do you guys find this stuff...?


I was wondering the same thing. I never thought of typing in 'Kiteboarding in a thong' before. I see now why I haven't.

I sent the links to my wife however. If she shows up with thongs for me to wear, I just might get her into kiting.



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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 09:37 AM


Actually, I most certainly WASN'T searching on "Kiteboard" and "Thong!" :embarrased:

I regularly check for all the latest "kite" uploads on the video sites.
He's actually a pretty decent landboarder and stunt inliner....then...there was his other "stuff"

Maybe his buggy friend is a fan of Corey's uh, "clothing optional" buggying movement...:rolleyes:

In the same vein, I'm sad to see an old fave gone from YouTube - the Dirtsurfing Elvis ("Shelvis"). It had this German guy zipping down Euro-roadways in full, sparkly Vegas Elvis getup to the tune of "A little less conversation, a little more action ...!" :spin:

Elvis, thongs, extreme ironing, couch kite buggys....those Europeans seem to add extra absurdity to extreme sports! (actually, not a bad way to add extra publicity to the sport!)
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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 09:43 AM


All I could think of when I saw the second video on the skateboard was that this guy is a reincarnation of one of the Village People:crazy:. YMCA baby;-). He should hook up with the Coreylama. Let's go sailors:lol:
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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 10:11 AM


lol, i had my kids with me watching the youtubes when I brought this up. bloops.

I hope the second saftey is hooked up for a good wedgie



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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 10:17 AM


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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 10:59 AM


Those are some bad a$$ videos! :moon::shocked2::rolleyes:



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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 12:02 PM


Darwin. Paging Mr. Charles Darwin..... you have an award to hand out.



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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 02:04 PM


Actually, with his getup, there's a chance he'd inadvertently "neuter" himself - so he'd still be out of the gene pool! :cool:
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[*] posted on 28-2-2010 at 06:58 PM


ozone riders....
LMAO!!! that was pretty funny!



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