INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 10.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 10.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
. Romance 9.5 and
. Personal Attention 6.5

and then installed undesirable programs such as :

. kiting 5.0,
. buggies 3.0 and
. landboarding 4.1

Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate...


DEAR DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind,
. Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
. Husband 10.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed , Husband 10.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, over-use of the above application can cause Husband 10.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 10.0 .

In summary , Husband 10.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
. Cooking 3.0 and
. Hot Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck!
Tech Support

Very Funny......... I like it

Coolbreeze

Stay away from the very buggy Larry King versions 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...(or the 8 Mac edition versions of Liz Taylor)

Pretty sure I've seen something similar at some point in the opposite direction (Man complaining about Wife).

This is very funny

This is what I'm getting for the long suffering wife's birthday ...

Well if she's going to hang around suffering, she may as well do some filming for me :D

ROFL

This is awesome. Very funny

Kami it's not opening up. Is it the camera you mentioned in the gopro thread?

Yah, Sanyo Xacti ...

hahahahaha good one!!