Kamikuza
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Take care out there!
Domestic dangers, lurking on every curb - mind the step!
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erratic winds
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Slipped and fell of the curb must be the USA equivalent of a "bit of a slap" in the UK
Tide? What's a tide? Man, it's 1000 miles to any ocean.
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Kamikuza
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Cheddarhead
It's Karma, all Karma I tell ya! |
Says Nicki to Dani 
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indigo_wolf
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two broken arms
a broken ankle
a broken leg
several missing teeth
possible broken ribs
multiple contussions
assorted lacerations
a broken nose
a broken jaw
"...injuries he sustained when he fell off the curb after stabbing the Marine."
The question arises... who had a harder job keeping a straight face.... the booking officer or the reporter that typed that.
Someone has a real low opinion of the population's mean IQ.
Use of a knife in a crime to duck the automatic penalties a gun charge incurs (in most municipalities) is a thread unto itself, and probably better
left for another forum.
ATB,
Sam
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BeamerBob
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While this all makes us feel great, I read that paper frequently after living and working there for over 6 years and can't turn up anything in the
search of The Augusta Chronicle. A google search however has it showing up on several joke sites. Nice find Kami!
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indigo_wolf
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Actually it wouldn't have made me feel all that great.
However, for the sake of accuracy, with all the Paul Bunyan & Pecos Bill additives removed...
Augusta Chronicle - Friday, Nov. 26, 2010
Shoplifting suspect stabs Marine, police say
ATB,
Sam
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gilligan
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I'm staying away from curbs, just to be safe.
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Kamikuza
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Yeah is a joke apparently ... I'm sure it's happened though.
There was a guy in NZ who robbed a lawn bowls club and got smacked down and captured by a pensioner till the cops - and reporters - arrived. He
petitioned to get name and photo suppression - his reason? He wouldn't be able to hold his head up with pride amongst his cell block mates (I kid you
not) - but in a rare move of poetic justice, got a front page full colour story instead
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