"Hey! Put that back in your pants Mister!" and other Christmas time quotes at the Pokite household.
So, just sitting here in my jammies still at 11:30 Sunday, drinking coffee after dodging boxes of crap-to-be-wrapped all over the house. The cat
scared the sh** out of me when I was looking for socks --there is a huge mountain of wrapping paper, tissue, new and used gift bags,etc. The damn cat
was sleeping in all that crap and when I went there to move some crap to get to my sock drawer, that damn cat bolted out of the mess and I 'bout pooed
right then.
I've been thinking about how the Christmas traditions in my lifetime have changed from when I was a kid to now in my forties, with kids.
I still love Christmas, but it's a rat race now as an adult. I miss some of the simpler traditions somehow forgotten or impractical.
Some of the things I miss:
1) Walking for hours in the woods and arguing with my sisters (mostly Aunt B) for HOURS to pick THE tree to cut down. Now we go to a parking lot, pick
one out in about 5 minutes, write a check and throw it in the truck.
2) Grandparents. Life was really simple Christmas Eve with them as a kid.
3) Toys! Still get toys :roll: but remember the GI Joes, the Starwars Millenium Falcon model, Star Trek Phaser and Communicator kits I built Christmas
morning (remember the Testors model glue fumes??)
4) Jumping on my parents bed to get them moving Christmas morning not knowing they were up late putting our crap together.
Sorry, just feeling wistful this morning. I'm feeling old.
I too miss the grandparents and the schedule we stuck to when I was a child. Both grandparents (and almost all my cousins) lived withing 15 minutes.
I miss the trips into the woods with a chainsaw and shotgun (you might find a rabbit for dinner) I cut a tree down once that was the "perfect" tree.
I had to drag it a half mile to the truck and realized when I got it home that I had dragged an extra 4 feet of tree that wouldn't fit in the house.
It was muddy and some snow on the ground so that half mile was brutal.
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It was the dog that found the goody bag for him under the tree, that was a hoot to watch him find it, tear into, and devour as we watched.
The other was while cutting fire wood all summer long with the TREE in the back of my mind, finding one and marking it with grid tape so when we
loaded up the snowmobiles and the kids in the trailer, hot chocolate, sandwiches and extra parts encase we broke down again. We would sled about 15
miles to go look for the perfect tree. After shaking the 3 feet of snow off of about 20 trees, I found the one I had marked and low and behold, THEY
didn't like it. So off again shaking off the snow and after an hour or so ended up back at the one I had marked and wouldn't you know it, "That one is
perfect".
Load the tree on the top of the rack on the trailer with the kids under the tree and down the mountain back to the house. Trim off 9 feet of the tree
to get it in the house and wire tie it to the corner of the room so when the kids and dad got ruff housing around the tree would stay in place after
it was crashed into.
Now that I get thinking about it, I hate Christmas, we have 7 birthdays in December and Christmas kills my wallet. Only good part is I celebrate my
birthday with my son on the 31st, now I am really depressed, cant remember how old I am, or my son.:dunno:
Appex buggy, Libre hardcore buggies.
Flexboardz. Blokarts.
PKD Century Soulflys. NPW's. Nasa Stars.
A few other less flown oddballs,
Line sets from 10" to 328" or 2m to 100m.
worlds only AQR that works.
North American distributor for PKD.
"Kite Bugging is not an addiction until you try to quit".
All time favorite X-Mas toy... The Evel Knievel stunt cycle and action figure. I would buy one today if they weren't so damned expensive on e-bay.
One year my Grandmother got me the whole kit-n-kaboodle. The RV with the the ramps the stunt cycle and the artic expedition set...:eekdrull:
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PL- Aero v1 11m / Phantom 6/9/12/15/18
Ozone Chrono v2 9m
Liquid Force Elite 6.5m
Flysurfer - Peak 3 4m
PKD - Century 2.5m, Soulfly 3.5m
Ted's Profoil-1m/3.5m
Custom NABX Rev
GT Rapide V/VTT-XR+ Special
when i was a kid i got the creepy crawlers set with molds and all--god i used to love cooking up some bugs and other nasty creatures to scare the
available females haha.....
I think that the worst part of Christmas is that everyone and their dog expects you to buy them something. We have three children. That combined with
the fact I more or less don't work for at least a week or two over the holidays..... The ole bank account starts to cry by Christmas eve. We've been
telling everyone that we don't want anything, and our kids don't need anything either. We are just happy to spend the time with family, but not
everyone thinks that way.
what I fly/ride:
19m Flysurfer Speed 2 SA
12m Flysurfer Speed2
6m Ozone access xt
1.5m Ozone imp trainer
144cm Airush Switch
152cm lib tech skate banana
MBS Pro 90
Jereme Leafe Pro 95
I do miss the Chistmas morning sleigh rides, that my grandfather would give. The whole family would jump on and we'd have a blast throwing each other
off into the snow banks in the field. Then we'd go in for Christmas lunch.
what I fly/ride:
19m Flysurfer Speed 2 SA
12m Flysurfer Speed2
6m Ozone access xt
1.5m Ozone imp trainer
144cm Airush Switch
152cm lib tech skate banana
MBS Pro 90
Jereme Leafe Pro 95
Now I just tell everyone I'm Jewish, you can put the present under the Chanukuh bush. HaHaHaHa
Appex buggy, Libre hardcore buggies.
Flexboardz. Blokarts.
PKD Century Soulflys. NPW's. Nasa Stars.
A few other less flown oddballs,
Line sets from 10" to 328" or 2m to 100m.
worlds only AQR that works.
North American distributor for PKD.
"Kite Bugging is not an addiction until you try to quit".
Originally posted by wheresthewind?
when i was a kid i got the creepy crawlers set with molds and all--god i used to love cooking up some bugs and other nasty creatures to scare the
available females haha.....
Where is the like button? I had that same kit. Mucho fun. don't think I ever burned myself either.
Coastal Wind Sports Team Rider Landsegler Disc wheels
PTW Hero Buggy - XXtreme ApeXX Buggy US 88 - Libre Hardcore IvanpahBuggyExpo.com Youtube link
Bob Muse
HQ Montana X 8m, Montana IX 12m, HQ Ignition LEI 5m,
PL Phantom 12m, 15m, Big Blu 24m+, Synergy 10m, Venom 10m, 13m , Phantom II 12m Vapors 3.8, 5.4, Crosskite Sonic 7m, PKD Combat 10.3m
Uturn Butane 2.5m PKD Buster 3m Genetrix Hydra 7m Ozone Yakuza GT 14m
I tried roasting chestnuts for the first time tonight (bought them not knowing there was some assembly required). Half of them exploded (didn't cut
deep enough) now I "get" to clean the oven ; )
Favorite toy for me was the Schaeper Stompers. eBay took me on a trip down memory lane and I have a few of them at my desk now to remember the good
old days playing in the basement while my dad jiggled the clothes hanger/tin foil contraption he had rigged to steal the then new movie channels.
Looking forward to my first "Santa" cookies and milk this year. Anna "gets it" and is all about the Santa this year. And so begins a good five to
eight years of the wonder of a child on Christmas morning......until someone corrupts her innocence
Originally posted by Bladerunner
Christmas morning and all my friends are getting 10 speed race bikes . I wake up to a big heavy 5 speed wanna be race bike.
That's how Christmas has gone ever since ! :sniff:
Some 5 speed bikes are really cool though -- I had the Schwinn Orange Crate as a kid. I wish I still had it, I've seen decent shape ones go for around $2500 on ebay.
Loved the chopper front end with drum brake, springer suspension and the ape hangers. I could ride a wheelie for ever on that thing. I bet my kid
wouldn't be caught dead on one these days.
Originally posted by Bladerunner
Christmas morning and all my friends are getting 10 speed race bikes . I wake up to a big heavy 5 speed wanna be race bike.
That's how Christmas has gone ever since ! :sniff:
Some 5 speed bikes are really cool though -- I had the Schwinn Orange Crate as a kid. I wish I still had it, I've seen decent shape ones go for around $2500 on ebay.
I had that same bike but mine was from Sears. Had a flat profile slick on the back. I wore the sears catalog out going to the page it was on. The
one from sears was only a 3 speed so I guess I got scarred a bit in my childhood as well.
Coastal Wind Sports Team Rider Landsegler Disc wheels
PTW Hero Buggy - XXtreme ApeXX Buggy US 88 - Libre Hardcore IvanpahBuggyExpo.com Youtube link
Bob Muse
HQ Montana X 8m, Montana IX 12m, HQ Ignition LEI 5m,
PL Phantom 12m, 15m, Big Blu 24m+, Synergy 10m, Venom 10m, 13m , Phantom II 12m Vapors 3.8, 5.4, Crosskite Sonic 7m, PKD Combat 10.3m
Uturn Butane 2.5m PKD Buster 3m Genetrix Hydra 7m Ozone Yakuza GT 14m
I have a Schwinn Stingray in metallic green apple and black, itsy bitsy front wheel, fat rear tire. Not original equipment, but left me with a scar
on my chin. I landed wrong doing a high speed jump using a section of sidewalk that was raised up at a ridiculous angle from a frost heave. Some
mornings shaving is made a tad more interesting by that souvenir.
ATB,
Sam
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12 - Jesus, does anyone?" - The Body by Stephen King
Loved the chopper front end with drum brake, springer suspension and the ape hangers. I could ride a wheelie for ever on that thing. I bet my kid
wouldn't be caught dead on one these days.
Chris, I can see you now with the striped tube socks and tank top... :singing:
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PL- Aero v1 11m / Phantom 6/9/12/15/18
Ozone Chrono v2 9m
Liquid Force Elite 6.5m
Flysurfer - Peak 3 4m
PKD - Century 2.5m, Soulfly 3.5m
Ted's Profoil-1m/3.5m
Custom NABX Rev
GT Rapide V/VTT-XR+ Special
Originally posted by wheresthewind?
when i was a kid i got the creepy crawlers set with molds and all--god i used to love cooking up some bugs and other nasty creatures to scare the
available females haha.....
Where is the like button? I had that same kit. Mucho fun. don't think I ever burned myself either.