cheezycheese
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Bad day at work..?
When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the
thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".
Have a nice day everyone and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours
:evil:
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abkayak
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totally profound....thanks i feel better
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:-P
Now how in he'll did you find that out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bigkid
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I wouldnt know for sure, but I would guess J and J found at least 1 person who likes their job.:o
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B-Roc
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Can you imagine the screening / interview process for that position and the reasons candidates aren't approved :puzzled:
I really liked that candidate but his was too big :o
That one had a great personality but way too tight. :moon:
I didn't like the fact that one gently moaned during the demo
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Bladerunner
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Ha Ha,
Just came in from a lousy day at work and needed a good laugh. I think the guy who ran the pipe and pulled the wire ( all wrong ) that started my
project would be a candidate for a job like this !
Thanks for the chuckle!
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soliver
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Cheezy, ... I REALLY don't want to know why you needed a rectal thermometer leading you to come across this discovery...
thanks for the good laugh.
I'm going to take a nap now
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