Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
--Anonymous

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
-- Unknown

"One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly."
-- Andy Rooney

"There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas."
-- Robert Lynd


"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
-- Joan Rivers



Hope your holidays are filled with warm loving family and friends,
And your good health never ends.
A reminder: Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Merry Christmas everyone!