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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 09:48 AM
4 Real Men only - MUST have Big B@lls...


His "review" starts around 2:10

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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 10:20 AM


WOW thats funny. he looks stoned.



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 10:21 AM


wow!

look at how he walked up his lines at 4:21. You can only walk up your lines like that if you have BIG big balls. lmao :bouncing:


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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 10:29 AM


'kin h#ll, that's awesome the brass of that guy.

I love the somersault walk of shame after the botched launch around 4:30...

tbh, when my ace 8 flies like that I'm falling asleep! It's gotta be weeks of nothing before I groove on picking my feet up in wind like that, and the guy doesn't have a clue how!!!!

fly like a man, indeed.

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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 10:31 AM


:crazy::crazy::crazy: this guy has been smoking something, check out his eyes...;-)



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 10:37 AM


absolutely. give the man a makeup studio, a director, and a bottomless line of credit with the local supply guy, and he'd blow sacha out of the water!

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fixed bridles, flying static, been two years now... ??? folks must be wondering....

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also a couple of arcs, 12 syn and 12 phanny, but i\'m not yet up to speed on them.

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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 10:47 AM


STEEL ONES! They must be made of steel.



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 10:56 AM


snobdr finally made a vid......................:lol::lol::duh::duh:.....just kidding snob.......................
hate to repeat myself again but this is why tigers eat their young!!:lol::lol::duh::duh:



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 12:00 PM


lol



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 12:19 PM


That's very... special :crazy:



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 01:44 PM


Real men of genius- Bud light salutes you oh super baked-funny accent-testicular ego tripper- that looks even more retarded than Borat. Because without you, none of the rest of us would have anything to aspire to.:D



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 01:47 PM


And check number 5: Must have a green leafy substance and a lighter.

Liked the kS-P-A-M-L-I-N-K-s dangling in the wind. Nice touch to my newest favorite training video. :lol:



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 02:22 PM


sandman are you in law enforcement? the term"green leafy substance" is common lingo in the plain view/probable cause investigations



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 02:25 PM


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sandman are you in law enforcement? the term"green leafy substance" is common lingo in the plain view/probable cause investigations


Going to make certain that your stuff is further away from your internet connection if he is? They can't find it that way you know :wee:



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 02:45 PM


Nah not me. Spent 3 years as a Correctional Officer here in North Carolina, but other than that no Law Enforcement here. Found more than one hand rolled cigarette that was said by the Inmate to contain oregano.

Official report: I found a white piece of paper rolled up in the fashion of a hand rolled cigarette, and containing a green leafy substance proclaimed to be oregano by said Inmate.


6 month sentence extension :wee:



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 03:46 PM


it gets better! don't forget to check out his ebay page!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110...



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 04:54 PM


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it gets better! don't forget to check out his ebay page!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110...


Holy crap the question at the bottom- Kiwis. Pretty good price, on the raptor, too.



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 05:50 PM


Our impetuous Borat impostor does not profess substance abuse, but does revel in his testicular fortitude, as witnessed by the eBay questions:
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Q: I have measured my ball diameter and I'm not sure if they are large enough. Would it be possible for you to give bidders your ball size so we have something to measure against please? 22-Sep-09
A: yes, they got to be at least like kewes! thanks blesses

Q: before i bid could you tell me can i see the kite and maybe you can see if my balls are big for this kite maybe we can become friends xx 22-Sep-09
A: I said it before and i'll say it again: if your not sure if your balls are big enough then they are probably not. But get it checked with ur bird! Am stre8!

Q: Has the kite had any repairs to the bridles? 21-Sep-09 A: yes, they are fix and as you can see flying very well. but only in the hands or a real man with big balls like my self. thanks blesses

Q: My balls are big enough for a 9m, would I need a logarithmic "orchid" increase or merely an incremental bollock-growth. Also are you sure it's worth £250 for a 5-6yr old kite? I can buy a yakuza for that sort of money 21-Sep-09
A: haha your a joker man. good luck if you can buy 11m rtf yakuza for £250. It will set you about £400 easy

Q: OK, thanks - one more question before i place a bid. Why is your moustache so bushy? 21-Sep-09
A: DOnt ask me gay questions. am not #@%$#!!

Q: Seriously how much crack had you smoked before making that video??? What was with the forward rolls?? 21-Sep-09
A: am all natural baby. jacky chan style wilderness massive! respeK

Q: Hi, im worried my ball's arnt big enough.. Any idea on how big you recommend? 21-Sep-09
A: if you are worried about your balls being not big enough that means your not man enough to fly this kite. But have it checked with your girl firend. ask her if you have big enough ones. blesses

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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 06:18 PM


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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 06:21 PM


Great! I needed a new avatar :lol:



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 06:24 PM


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Great! I needed a new avatar :lol:


hahahaha that's awesome! nice work!

this guy might be on track for the record books. or maybe tosh.0 at least



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Great! I needed a new avatar :lol:



That is just awsome. Great work.



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To funny, still laughing. I can see this going on for some time :wee:



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 08:53 PM


what does it mean to have a sophisticated wind range?



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 09:09 PM


Kamikuza, that is the best. Hooj Hooj ROFL.



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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 10:47 PM


LOL --dudes higher than a kite
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[*] posted on 22-9-2009 at 11:26 PM


Blesses to all, and to all some big....Kiwis...



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[*] posted on 23-9-2009 at 12:21 AM


Hey everybody . . . IS SEXY TIME . . . but you must contain large Ballz of immense diameter for to partake in the sexy time with kite and blesses.



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