Just wondering if any of you guys have heard of any kite related jokes?

Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you happy it's windy
XD

Real kiters get blown daily..:eekdrull:

Not really a joke but; my boss told me to go fly a kite. So I did!

I asked my dog is she knew any kite jokes. But she only knows the one about the squirrel. Ok here it is. There was a squirrel and then it died. See it's funny because the squirrel is dead. (sorry dog humur is not that sophisticated)

A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son.
However, every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing back down.

This goes on for a while, when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells, "You need more tail."

The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I'll never understand your mother. Yesterday, I told her I needed more tail, and she told me to go fly a kite!"

What do you call two pieces of tin foil rubbed together?
A parafoil...

WOOOOOOOOOOW
I didn't really expect to get any good jokes.

@geokite
lovin the first one
XD

there was actually a thread on this a long while ago. hey mr. wolf can find it im sure.

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.

He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.

He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband,

"You need a piece of tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,

"Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."