Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me . We're the same age, We were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politician s, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the Parliament
House.'

'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door, and then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the **** out
of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the ****
out of a Politician there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.

I'll pay that!

That's a good one. Thanks!!

Awesome!!!

looks like politicians are the same everywhere!

looks like politicians are the same everywhere!

Except that down in that hemisphere, they get shook counter-clockwise! :tumble:

Canadian polititians have to wear ties.
It keeps their forskins from view.

Lol Blade

Why do Canadians perfer doggy style? They can both watch the hockey game...............::duh::duh: for the record I was told that joke in Cold Lake....

:D:D:D:D:D nocando, I just had to share it on my FB' ......
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Thanks for my late night joke