on my ass. so i came up with a pair of leather shorts with a reinforced (with cowhide) rear. problem is that the cowhide is only good for about a season. so does anyone know someone who can provide me with a butt plate light enough and durable enough to rivet to my shorts? am willing to pay $$$ for it...

Yup...................................... there called buggys


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Maybe you could get some fibreglass or something, mold it round your arse and then sow it into some jeans. Bet that'd be good on wet grass.

I've got an old skateboard deck i'm gonna make really smooth to see what it's like on wet grass.

Good answer Kyte Slinger.

some of the medium sized shovels, plastic or aluminum for snow would probably work real good without the handle, some even have a centre rib ....for ergonomics, you know, for your crack haha

They make OK tobogans

Neil

You used to be able to get special toboggan pants, basically a pair of pants with a flexible plastic rear end in them, don't know where you'd find them now though.

yeah, i make a fiberglass plate- kevlar reinforced- titanium rod spandex pant thingy for just that occasion. comes with a can of Gold Bond... gratis.

these folks actually have something close: Dainese Pro Shop / Bimoto look for the Modular Impact Short Protector. the shovel idea was novel and ingenious, ty. as for the rest of u jokers, let's just hope u never need one of these...