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flexifoil blade - humiliation & annihilation
PARENTAL WARNING ** In this video I say the F word **
Oh what a day. The filming of this has taken it's toll on me. I don't want to go into too much detail but I still have a red rash all over my body
from being dragged through stinging nettles in the name of art and it hurts.
An old lady has even threatened to report me to the police for exposing myself in a public place and damaging private property. I tried to explain
that I had just been molested by a kite.
Anyway, enough already. Here's the video, and if you take pleasure in my misfortune just remember, it could be you next time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYy8onNJb8Q
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Hahaha.
Great video.
It contained all.
The worship position, gaining ground, the goal manlifting attempt.
Life is like a coconut under the tree. Even the coconut has to chill out every once in a while.
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:D Gee - I realize now I've been missing the boat on my videos. I edit out all that stuff. I never realized it is probably much more entertaining
than the stuff I actually use. Bravo!
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BwaaHaaHaa!
Too funny!
Thanks for sharing that, I just about blew breakfast out my nose, had me laughing out loud by the halfway mark
Life's too short to be anything but happy!
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Mood: chilled....but ready to SAIL!
i was expecting a stoney beach with driftwood spears about.
funny stuff man! keep it coming!
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That
Is
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Brilliant!
Go ahead... tell me to "go fly a kite!" Please!
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Neat trick flying with your feet, great video
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Wow thanks guys. Glad it made you laugh. :D
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HAHAHA! That was too funnY! Love it!:D
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Thanks djsiryn. :D
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Ending gave me a good laugh
Well done!
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That was precious. Made me laugh
With butt-crack like that, you'd make a good plumber.
Makes me want my Blades back.
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that was funny as hell
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Quote: Originally posted by acampbell That was precious. Made me laugh
The most dangerous stunts were performed by a stunt double and even though the directors tried to find someone as close as possible to my body type
they were unable to find someone to match my tight ass. That crack does not belong to me.
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I think we found the Benny Hill of kite videos.
I am still not sure when I stopped believing that this was just an average day with you and your Blade. I know I was laughing far before that.
The pants drop was my favorite! :moon:
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thanks for the entertainment, that was a lot of fun.
good thing there weren't any donkeys watching from the next field
VIDEO
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Quote: Originally posted by Bladerunner I think we found the Benny Hill of kite videos.
Thanks Bladerunner. :D Someone at work mentioned the Benny Hill comparison. I'm flattered!
I'm glad you found the pants drop funny. Up until now nobody else had mentioned it and I was starting to wonder if I had over stepped the mark. I feel
a squealing sequel coming on.
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The two legged horse has a crazy look in it's eye....
Life's too short to be anything but happy!
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Funniest kite video since Hooj Bolls!
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RedSky - that was top notch! Really, really liked it. What you do for art! I think I might have personally passed on the whole "stroll through the
nettles" bit but it just shows what a "gamer" you are.
Keep 'em comin'!! :wee:
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wow indeed a high ranking contender!
rewatched HOOJ other day out of a random click through the tube..
"HUGE , made from steel, but only if your girlfriend tells you"
"all about the power"
the ferocious purity of this can't be stopped folks!
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Phreerider - can you kindly post a link to the Hooj Bolls video for us newbies? Curious minds want to know! (I'm suspecting a slightly different
spelling on the real title: I did find one video on youtube with a different spelling of a kid trying to clear a pond).
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Hooj Bolls is the genuine article.
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Not to take away from Tom's excellent video, for your viewing pleasure.
https://youtu.be/yW1NAF-R2Kw
The good part starts around 2:10.
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