riffclown
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Mood: rain rain go away...leave some wind so I can play.
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Ridiculous Fortune Cookie Fortunes (off Topic)
From a few days ago,
I forgot the exact wording but it essentially said,
"You broke your cookie."
something like a broken cookie lies before you..
What ridiculous fortune have you received??
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PHREERIDER
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Feyd
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"Trust fortune cookie. Disregard all other fortune telling mediums"
No joke.
Chris Krug-Owner @ Hardwater Kiting. Authorized Dealer of Ozone, Flysurfer, HQ kites.
www.hardwaterkiter.com 603-986-2784
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skimtwashington
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" Don't believe anything you read...except this"
" Lucky numbers are :34 21 98 43 73 25.....but these are for yesterday only. Your late"
" Your real fortune is not available. Try later."
" The cook who made your food has a bad cold virus"
" I bet they double charged your credit card"
" The Board of health has been paid off by the owner"
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indigo_wolf
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BAH....I only trust Zoltar!!!
ATB,
Sam
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12 - Jesus, does anyone?" - The Body by Stephen King
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Bladerunner
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Next time you are all out opening fortune cookies make everybody say " IN BED " after their fortune. 90% of the time it is a good laugh! :D
Kites: 2.5m Profoil , Quadrifoil XL kitesurfer, NPW 5 Danger.
Flexifoil: 1.7m Sting, 4.9m Blade 3, 9m Blade 2.
Flysurfer : 19m Speed 2 SA, 7m Pulse
Peter Lynn :18m Phantom, 15m Synergy, 10m Synergy, 1200 Farc, 460 Sarc, 130 Tarc, 5m Peel, 4.2m , 6.4, 8.5 C-Quads, 3.5 LS2 single skin.
Rides: Flexi / P.L. Frankin'Buggy , Shaped + straight skiis, sand skis, Coyote blades. Core 95 ATB. RKB R2 ATB .
Ken (K2)
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