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[*] posted on 11-2-2016 at 06:48 PM
Ridiculous Fortune Cookie Fortunes (off Topic)


From a few days ago,
I forgot the exact wording but it essentially said,
"You broke your cookie."


something like a broken cookie lies before you..

What ridiculous fortune have you received??



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[*] posted on 11-2-2016 at 07:21 PM


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[*] posted on 12-2-2016 at 06:08 AM


"Trust fortune cookie. Disregard all other fortune telling mediums"

No joke.



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[*] posted on 12-2-2016 at 08:15 AM


" Don't believe anything you read...except this"


" Lucky numbers are :34 21 98 43 73 25.....but these are for yesterday only. Your late"


" Your real fortune is not available. Try later."


" The cook who made your food has a bad cold virus"


" I bet they double charged your credit card"


" The Board of health has been paid off by the owner"



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[*] posted on 12-2-2016 at 03:25 PM


Quote: Originally posted by Feyd  
"Trust fortune cookie. Disregard all other fortune telling mediums"

No joke.


BAH....I only trust Zoltar!!!

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[*] posted on 13-2-2016 at 02:55 PM


Next time you are all out opening fortune cookies make everybody say " IN BED " after their fortune. 90% of the time it is a good laugh! :D



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