Power Kite Forum - 4 Real Men only - MUST have Big B@lls...

4 Real Men only - MUST have Big B@lls...

lad - 22-9-2009 at 09:48 AM

His "review" starts around 2:10

ripsessionkites - 22-9-2009 at 10:12 AM

ROFL .... couldnt stop laughing.

Houston AirHead - 22-9-2009 at 10:20 AM

WOW thats funny. he looks stoned.

nwsurfwakeskate - 22-9-2009 at 10:21 AM

wow!

look at how he walked up his lines at 4:21. You can only walk up your lines like that if you have BIG big balls. lmao :bouncing:

FLY LIKE A MAN!!!

furbowski - 22-9-2009 at 10:29 AM

'kin h#ll, that's awesome the brass of that guy.

I love the somersault walk of shame after the botched launch around 4:30...

tbh, when my ace 8 flies like that I'm falling asleep! It's gotta be weeks of nothing before I groove on picking my feet up in wind like that, and the guy doesn't have a clue how!!!!

fly like a man, indeed.

ROFL, that's hilarious....

cheezycheese - 22-9-2009 at 10:31 AM

:crazy:

this guy has been smoking something, check out his eyes...;-)

lad - 22-9-2009 at 10:33 AM

furbowski - 22-9-2009 at 10:37 AM

absolutely. give the man a makeup studio, a director, and a bottomless line of credit with the local supply guy, and he'd blow sacha out of the water!

:evil:

BeamerBob - 22-9-2009 at 10:47 AM

STEEL ONES! They must be made of steel.

tridude - 22-9-2009 at 10:56 AM

snobdr finally made a vid...................... :lol:

:duh::duh:.....just kidding snob.......................
hate to repeat myself again but this is why tigers eat their young!! :lol:

:duh::duh:

Houston AirHead - 22-9-2009 at 12:00 PM

lol

Maven454 - 22-9-2009 at 12:19 PM

That's very... special :crazy:

heliboy50 - 22-9-2009 at 01:44 PM

Real men of genius- Bud light salutes you oh super baked-funny accent-testicular ego tripper- that looks even more retarded than Borat. Because without you, none of the rest of us would have anything to aspire to.:D

Sandman - 22-9-2009 at 01:47 PM

And check number 5: Must have a green leafy substance and a lighter.

Liked the kS-P-A-M-L-I-N-K-s dangling in the wind. Nice touch to my newest favorite training video. :lol:

Houston AirHead - 22-9-2009 at 02:22 PM

sandman are you in law enforcement? the term"green leafy substance" is common lingo in the plain view/probable cause investigations

Maven454 - 22-9-2009 at 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Houston AirHead
sandman are you in law enforcement? the term"green leafy substance" is common lingo in the plain view/probable cause investigations

Going to make certain that your stuff is further away from your internet connection if he is? They can't find it that way you know :wee:

Sandman - 22-9-2009 at 02:45 PM

Nah not me. Spent 3 years as a Correctional Officer here in North Carolina, but other than that no Law Enforcement here. Found more than one hand rolled cigarette that was said by the Inmate to contain oregano.

Official report: I found a white piece of paper rolled up in the fashion of a hand rolled cigarette, and containing a green leafy substance proclaimed to be oregano by said Inmate.

6 month sentence extension :wee:

nwsurfwakeskate - 22-9-2009 at 03:46 PM

it gets better! don't forget to check out his ebay page!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110...

heliboy50 - 22-9-2009 at 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nwsurfwakeskate
it gets better! don't forget to check out his ebay page!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110...

Holy crap the question at the bottom- Kiwis. Pretty good price, on the raptor, too.

lad - 22-9-2009 at 05:50 PM

Our impetuous Borat impostor does not profess substance abuse, but does revel in his testicular fortitude, as witnessed by the eBay questions:
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Question & Answer Answered On

Q: I have measured my ball diameter and I'm not sure if they are large enough. Would it be possible for you to give bidders your ball size so we have something to measure against please? 22-Sep-09
A: yes, they got to be at least like kewes! thanks blesses

Q: before i bid could you tell me can i see the kite and maybe you can see if my balls are big for this kite maybe we can become friends xx 22-Sep-09
A: I said it before and i'll say it again: if your not sure if your balls are big enough then they are probably not. But get it checked with ur bird! Am stre8!

Q: Has the kite had any repairs to the bridles? 21-Sep-09 A: yes, they are fix and as you can see flying very well. but only in the hands or a real man with big balls like my self. thanks blesses

Q: My balls are big enough for a 9m, would I need a logarithmic "orchid" increase or merely an incremental bollock-growth. Also are you sure it's worth £250 for a 5-6yr old kite? I can buy a yakuza for that sort of money 21-Sep-09
A: haha your a joker man. good luck if you can buy 11m rtf yakuza for £250. It will set you about £400 easy

Q: OK, thanks - one more question before i place a bid. Why is your moustache so bushy? 21-Sep-09
A: DOnt ask me gay questions. am not #@%$#!!

Q: Seriously how much crack had you smoked before making that video??? What was with the forward rolls?? 21-Sep-09
A: am all natural baby. jacky chan style wilderness massive! respeK

Q: Hi, im worried my ball's arnt big enough.. Any idea on how big you recommend? 21-Sep-09
A: if you are worried about your balls being not big enough that means your not man enough to fly this kite. But have it checked with your girl firend. ask her if you have big enough ones. blesses

Q: How much u after for kite?? 20-Sep-09
A: £250

FloRider - 22-9-2009 at 06:18 PM

:lol:

KIWIS

What does jakie chan wilderness style massive mean?

Kamikuza - 22-9-2009 at 06:21 PM

Great! I needed a new avatar :lol:

nwsurfwakeskate - 22-9-2009 at 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kamikuza
Great! I needed a new avatar :lol:

hahahaha that's awesome! nice work!

this guy might be on track for the record books. or maybe tosh.0 at least

Sandman - 22-9-2009 at 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kamikuza
Great! I needed a new avatar :lol:

That is just awsome. Great work.

bigkid - 22-9-2009 at 07:25 PM

To funny, still laughing. I can see this going on for some time :wee:

dylanj423 - 22-9-2009 at 08:53 PM

what does it mean to have a sophisticated wind range?

heliboy50 - 22-9-2009 at 09:09 PM

Kamikuza, that is the best. Hooj Hooj ROFL.

kitejumper - 22-9-2009 at 10:47 PM

LOL --dudes higher than a kite

heliboy50 - 22-9-2009 at 11:26 PM

Blesses to all, and to all some big....Kiwis...

flexiblade - 23-9-2009 at 12:21 AM

Hey everybody . . . IS SEXY TIME . . . but you must contain large Ballz of immense diameter for to partake in the sexy time with kite and blesses.

PHREERIDER - 23-9-2009 at 05:53 AM

holy (hit!

massive ones ...made from steel

and the forward rolls killed me

someone call the morgue to pick me up

Jolt - 23-9-2009 at 08:48 AM

I want what ever he's been smoking...

kitejumper - 23-9-2009 at 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flexiblade
Hey everybody . . . IS SEXY TIME . . . but you must contain large Ballz of immense diameter for to partake in the sexy time with kite and blesses.

LMAO--good one

lad - 23-9-2009 at 11:33 AM

KIWIS!

kiwis.jpg - 20kB

nwsurfwakeskate - 23-9-2009 at 11:45 AM

dooode!

those kiwis are like the size of oranges! HOOJ! You must to be like a real REAL man! blesses

shehatesmyhobbies - 23-9-2009 at 04:04 PM

That's one funny dude! He does have some big balls, but I think he lacks in the cranium cavity!

AD72 - 25-9-2009 at 01:51 AM

So did anyone bid on the kite or did no one meet the criteria?

heliboy50 - 25-9-2009 at 02:20 AM

Don't meet the criteria but bid anyway :spin:

BeamerBob - 25-9-2009 at 05:01 AM

If I wasn't tight on kite money suddenly, I'd buy it just for bragging rights. :cool:

Jolt - 25-9-2009 at 07:44 AM

That kites for sale?

BeamerBob - 25-9-2009 at 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jolt
That kites for sale?

the ebay listing and the youtube vid are crosslinked. The whole purpose is to promote the ebay listing.

Sandman - 25-9-2009 at 07:51 AM

Yep. If you go to youtube and watch the video it has the link to the ebay auction page.

But only fer hooj balls. Blesses

furbowski - 25-9-2009 at 07:51 AM

...and i reckon it's a not a bad promotion!

Sandman - 25-9-2009 at 07:54 AM

If I was to get that kite I would have to have a screen print or something of that nature done on the bottom of the kite with Kamikuza's avtar.

Now that would be sweet !!!!

Jolt - 25-9-2009 at 07:54 AM

Heh, yeah its not, i never knew it was linked, would help if I actually looked at the youtube page instead of just watching the video here on the forum. But you cant blame me for not wanting to leave...

Sandman - 25-9-2009 at 07:57 AM

Dont worry Jolt, I just found out the other day that there is actually more than just one website on the net. All this time I thought it was just PKF.

furbowski - 25-9-2009 at 07:58 AM

ctb's avatar by the way....

http://www.powerkiteforum.com/viewthread.php?tid=10942

thread watchers of the world UNITE!

Jolt - 25-9-2009 at 08:32 AM

Someone should tell the guy were using that as avatars:dunno:

Wait there's a world outside of pkf and youtube?

BeamerBob - 25-9-2009 at 08:50 AM

I found him on kitecrowd and posted some links. Maybe he'll join in here.

Jolt - 25-9-2009 at 04:36 PM

Lol wonder what he'd say looking at this thread.

heliboy50 - 26-9-2009 at 04:40 PM

Got it.

AD72 - 26-9-2009 at 09:57 PM

Got it....You mean you won the auction on ebay for the Raptor II? Man, you must have hooj ballz. What is it like to drive a Ferrari Enzo?

Jolt - 26-9-2009 at 10:06 PM

Or the Koeingblahblah blah....

heliboy50 - 26-9-2009 at 11:30 PM

Not really but I am pretty good at mario cart and need for speed underground. Nah I needed a big FB for light wind and the reviews on these were pretty good. Plus the price was right (can't afford a yak GT.) Now to save for the kiwi augmentation. :lol:

Jolt - 27-9-2009 at 07:41 AM

But do you have the hooj ballz required to fly this McLaren f1 of kites?

lad - 27-9-2009 at 08:08 AM

Mr. Hooj needs to pay me a commission for starting this thread and finding him competitive bidders! (I was even thinking of going for it myself).

Kamikuza - 27-9-2009 at 08:10 AM

Me too - but my kewes werent hooj enough to handle the shipping from the UK ...

Jolt - 27-9-2009 at 07:48 PM

lol, nice someone see if you can contact him and get him to come here...

lad - 28-9-2009 at 08:12 AM

Pansh should sponsor him - he has International Appeal! :cool:

sunset-Jim - 28-9-2009 at 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lad
Pansh should sponsor him - he has International Appeal! :cool:

Can't see him being interested.... he fly's "MAN" kites.... :ninja:

SlasherQuan - 28-9-2009 at 04:13 PM

Wow, didn't start laughing till after the video was over. Then I could not stop. I then came to the conclusion, having b@llz that huge requires a shopping cart :smilegrin:

brplatz - 29-9-2009 at 11:12 AM

Pretty sure I nearly crapped myself when I saw him rolling to the kite...:roll:

And the miscellaneous rambling of big balls, priceless :cool:

mougl - 13-10-2009 at 09:16 PM

omg ROFL!!!

Got Hooj?

macboy - 26-10-2009 at 09:31 PM

OH MY GOD!!!!!

I can't believe I went so long in the dark on this one. I saw the Avatars pop up on here and, while still funny, I didn't have a CLUE what the real deal was......oh so enlightened now ; )

LOVE the summersaults :lol:

AD72 - 26-10-2009 at 10:28 PM

I am surprised the video only has 3 stars and 2 comments on youtube. Hopefully one fo you guys has captured the video in case it gets deleted. Classic.

carltb - 27-10-2009 at 01:03 AM

Kamikuza - 27-10-2009 at 01:48 AM

LOL that's all class!

cheezycheese - 27-10-2009 at 03:52 AM

that's funny as hell...:D:D almost as funny as the original :roll::roll:

ragden - 27-10-2009 at 05:48 AM

Wow.... lol

mougl - 27-10-2009 at 07:22 AM

awesome stuff! :lol:

lad - 27-10-2009 at 07:54 AM

It may become the biggest thing since Hitler Biopic Overdubs! :lol:

PNW Flyer - 11-3-2010 at 02:58 PM

Buhahahahahahaaaaaaa......deep,deep breath.....Buhahahahahahahaaaaaa.

Not sure which is funnier the original or the remake!!

One thing I see in the original is the kite killers just dangling......

Houston AirHead - 11-3-2010 at 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maven454

Quote:

Originally posted by Houston AirHead
sandman are you in law enforcement? the term"green leafy substance" is common lingo in the plain view/probable cause investigations

Going to make certain that your stuff is further away from your internet connection if he is? They can't find it that way you know :wee:

no maven just was wondering because my background is in criminal justice.

Kamikuza - 11-3-2010 at 07:04 PM

Yikes!

Oh wait what ... which end of the justice were you on? :smilegrin:

heliboy50 - 12-3-2010 at 12:27 AM

I still havn't flown the thing yet. Pretty sure the bridle is going to need replaced.

erratic winds - 12-3-2010 at 12:50 AM

Dude, you have GOT to get that kite out and remake the video! We should do a "Pass The" with it and every user remakes a copy of the video!

Kamikuza - 12-3-2010 at 12:58 AM

:lol:

Drewculous - 12-3-2010 at 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by erratic winds
Dude, you have GOT to get that kite out and remake the video! We should do a "Pass The" with it and every user remakes a copy of the video!

i'm in!

Hardrock - 12-3-2010 at 03:32 PM

Pass it, but without the handles please.

Don't want to be thinking about that. :smilegrin:

teelzy - 15-4-2010 at 06:23 PM

Funniest video on the net? Probably.
Funniest KITE video on the net? Definitely.

flash - 15-4-2010 at 09:39 PM

hahahaha ... I am going to show all my lady friends that this is what a real man looks like. HA!

1. My balls are bigger, so big you can't see them (my best friend even checked for me to make sure they weren’t hanging out of my bikini)
2. I have driven a hummer in Afghanistan... f your McLaren F1
3. I have to be able to take care of my ‘business’. ha not going to touch that one.
4. only 2-8mph... pshhh Man I fly in 1! Beat that !

this guy is just pure gold. I want to go over to him and give him a gold star, then spank him with a bigger kite in stronger winds.

bassboi - 15-4-2010 at 10:39 PM

what the hell was he doing "rolling" to the kite like that? thats when I lost it... i couldn't help but LOL from this

lad - 16-4-2010 at 07:45 AM

Hey, if we do "pass the" I need to top the list...since I started this thread to begin with! :cool:

bobalooie57 - 16-4-2010 at 07:50 AM

lad, will you do the rolls?:bouncy:

erratic winds - 16-4-2010 at 11:52 AM

I think a "pass the" is not going to work out too well... I would encourage everyone to launch the biggest kite they have and do your best to remake your favorite part of the video.

mougl - 22-4-2010 at 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by erratic winds
I think a "pass the" is not going to work out too well... I would encourage everyone to launch the biggest kite they have and do your best to remake your favorite part of the video.

Just so happens I have a new camcorder on the way lol

erratic winds - 22-4-2010 at 04:39 PM

someone with the gopro helmet mount has to do the somersaults to the kite and give us video of it.

heliboy50 - 22-4-2010 at 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by erratic winds
someone with the gopro helmet mount has to do the somersaults to the kite and give us video of it.

That part I could do. I had some ideas requiring a mannequin, a truck, and tow rope

csa_deadon - 22-4-2010 at 09:51 PM

Hey Heli, let me know. I think between the two of us we can out do this guy! :crazy:

erratic winds - 22-4-2010 at 10:08 PM

I don't know, 4 golf balls still ain't one softball. :lol:

mougl - 4-8-2012 at 07:24 AM

Had to bump this :lol:

pokitetrash - 4-8-2012 at 02:35 PM

I'm surprised that he didnt have the KS-P-A-M-L-I-N-K-s on his ankles. That would be the only thing to make that guy more rediculous.

He's got the biggest...

skimtwashington - 4-8-2012 at 05:21 PM

:singing::singing::singing:

:singing::singing::singing::singing::singing::singing::singing::singing::singing:

mougl - 5-8-2012 at 10:35 AM

LOL thats the song I used to make the Parody of this vid a couple years back

RedSky - 5-8-2012 at 08:13 PM

RedSky - 5-8-2012 at 08:15 PM

Help! I can't see this page....why?

Whoa! I can see again! That really sucked big balls not being able to see.

Rock - 5-8-2012 at 10:44 PM

Yeah I couldn't see it either until mougl bumped it.... Thanks mougl