Originally posted by Kamikuza
This is what I do when I'm bored ...
Go to the local town office to have a medical checkup.
First thing they tell me as I walk into the room is that I have to take a urine test; ask what it's for and act equally dumb when they give dumb
answers like "It's a health test. It tests your health."
Try and avoid the cup full of someone else's urine they're waving under my nose by way of explanation of what they want and try not to puke while
looking at the open bucket under the desk they dump the left-overs samples in.
Then, when they say "We're drawing blood too" say no bloody way are you sticking needles in me that have been floating around in this room with
god-knows what bacteria all over them.
Wait while they run around like headless chooks then call my boss who tries to tell me you HAVE to do it. Explain that no, I'm sure I don't cos I've
never HAD to in the past 4 years. Don't believe her when she says that the rules changed this year.
Enjoy the back and forth as they try to find people who can say in ever clearer English that I have to have the medical tests - ALL the medical tests.
Reply as above.
Stick to your guns while they stick to theirs and enjoy such nonsensical attempts at forced-capitulation as "But it's free if you have all the tests -
it's costs more the get fewer tests done!"
When your boss tells you to cancel, make sure she knows that it's not my decision, it's hers. Anyway, I don't like the look of the 'doctor'.
Then go home early. |