Domestic dangers, lurking on every curb - mind the step!
erratic winds - 16-5-2011 at 05:46 PM
Slipped and fell of the curb must be the USA equivalent of a "bit of a slap" in the UKCheddarhead - 16-5-2011 at 05:55 PM
It's Karma, all Karma I tell ya!Kamikuza - 16-5-2011 at 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Cheddarhead
It's Karma, all Karma I tell ya!
Says Nicki to Dani indigo_wolf - 16-5-2011 at 06:07 PM
two broken arms
a broken ankle
a broken leg
several missing teeth
possible broken ribs
multiple contussions
assorted lacerations
a broken nose
a broken jaw
"...injuries he sustained when he fell off the curb after stabbing the Marine."
The question arises... who had a harder job keeping a straight face.... the booking officer or the reporter that typed that.
Someone has a real low opinion of the population's mean IQ.
Use of a knife in a crime to duck the automatic penalties a gun charge incurs (in most municipalities) is a thread unto itself, and probably better
left for another forum.
ATB,
SamBeamerBob - 16-5-2011 at 11:15 PM
While this all makes us feel great, I read that paper frequently after living and working there for over 6 years and can't turn up anything in the
search of The Augusta Chronicle. A google search however has it showing up on several joke sites. Nice find Kami!indigo_wolf - 17-5-2011 at 12:11 AM
Actually it wouldn't have made me feel all that great.
However, for the sake of accuracy, with all the Paul Bunyan & Pecos Bill additives removed...
I'm staying away from curbs, just to be safe.Kamikuza - 17-5-2011 at 08:44 PM
Yeah is a joke apparently ... I'm sure it's happened though.
There was a guy in NZ who robbed a lawn bowls club and got smacked down and captured by a pensioner till the cops - and reporters - arrived. He
petitioned to get name and photo suppression - his reason? He wouldn't be able to hold his head up with pride amongst his cell block mates (I kid you
not) - but in a rare move of poetic justice, got a front page full colour story instead
