Ridiculous Fortune Cookie Fortunes (off Topic)
riffclown
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11-2-2016 at 06:48 PM
From a few days ago,
I forgot the exact wording but it essentially said,
"You broke your cookie."
something like a broken cookie lies before you..
What ridiculous fortune have you received??
PHREERIDER
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11-2-2016 at 07:21 PM
realized truth
Feyd
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12-2-2016 at 06:08 AM
"Trust fortune cookie. Disregard all other fortune telling mediums"
No joke.
skimtwashington
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12-2-2016 at 08:15 AM
" Don't believe anything you read...except this"
" Lucky numbers are :34 21 98 43 73 25.....but these are for yesterday only. Your late"
" Your real fortune is not available. Try later."
" The cook who made your food has a bad cold virus"
" I bet they double charged your credit card"
" The Board of health has been paid off by the owner"
indigo_wolf
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12-2-2016 at 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Feyd
"Trust fortune cookie. Disregard all other fortune telling mediums"
No joke.
BAH....I only trust Zoltar!!!
ATB,
Sam
Bladerunner
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13-2-2016 at 02:55 PM
Next time you are all out opening fortune cookies make everybody say " IN BED " after their fortune. 90% of the time it is a good laugh! :D
